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naked tebowing

The art of pulling a naked tebow after having sex.
I nailed this chick so hard last night that she totally started naked tebowing as soon as we were done
by theman250 December 27, 2011
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Tebowning

The act of Tebowing while boning a sloot.
I just finished tebowning some girl. It was pretty bad, except for the last 2 minutes.
by TimmyTebow November 28, 2011
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Tebowling

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)
I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.
by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012
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Tebowling

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.
John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.
by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011
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Teblowing

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.
She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!
by Gnast October 27, 2011
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Teblowing

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
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TeboWinning

The act of being a beast and winning because you want to.
Friend: Man I just got 69 girls' numbers in 69 minutes.
Me: Dude... TeboWinning
by Loofa Mayne November 27, 2011
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