tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.

My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.

by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

tendershipping

Used in reference to the relationship between Bakura and Ryou of Yuugiou

There are so many shippings in Yuugiou, but I really like tendershipping the best.

by Aoizora November 3, 2007

Tender Flanks

Painfully sore and swollen pussy lips from extended periods of sexual activity.

Carla and her boyfriend pulled an all night sex marathon and she ended up with the worst case of Tender Flanks she had ever had. Could barely walk.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Sole Trader

Building on the social psych definition, there are number parameters to be a sole trader.

1 - A sole trader always has a higher preference for warm associations over close friendships. While sole traders can be friendly and engaging, they maintain a distance with all people at all times. This can unintentionally upset/offend others, when misinterpreted.

2 - Unlike the lone wolf, the sole trader naturally associates many social groups and classes. Sole traders always have an above average intellect. This quality assistants with their preference for solitude but intermingling with many social stations.

3 - Generally, a sole trader is a personal description based on inner reflection. It would be uncommon to call someone else a sole trader.

The character Tom Booker in the Book/Movie The Horse Whisper is an example of a sole trader.

by Urbane Wordsmith April 7, 2013

tender lumplings

Small, innocent children that have to be informed of the world.

Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...

by RandomHomosaipien October 5, 2017

Teasered

(Derived from the word: Tasered)
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.

Example:
Dude: So how'd it go with that chick?
Victim of Teasering: Man, she teasered me last night. I can't believe it!

by Elysium9 December 23, 2008