Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

Tea time

An hour usual between 18:00 and 19:00 where british people sitdown infront of the telly with a cuppa and listen to the queens summary of recent events.
All businesses close down for the hour as staff drink tea and sociallize with colleagues

mum: "Son can you pop to the shops for my prescription"
son:"no you stupid bitch its almost tea time"

by DragonSlayer38 December 3, 2019

Tea time

We don’t care if you hospitalized you must prove to us why you don’t wait otherwise, we will manipulate your who life.

Iman doesn’t wait ( tea time) if she fasted!

by TheBlueLeo May 2, 2019

Tea Time

When a girl is on her period.

"MY girlfriend seems really irritated and annoyed right now. It must be "Tea Time"

by SpacedOutSpaceman December 12, 2018

Tea Time

When someone spills all the information they have on any given subject.

Allie’s friends all know it’s officially tea time whenever she’s around.

by Xephyreous March 24, 2021

Gym Locker tea time

When one takes his gym clothes and soakes them in the bathroom sink in hot water and no soap and then serves to unwanted guests who won't leave.

Gym Locker tea time is what you will get when you crash my party.

by blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013

Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.

I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023