white tyson

White Tyson - The act of ejaculating on your knuckles and then proceeding to punch your sexual partner in the face as a 'finishing move'. This is typically a consensual act and not a surprise.

"Yo, Jackie let me White Tyson her last night and now she's got a huge bruise on her forehead"

by jvalley22 November 27, 2017

tayvon

Tayvon, an amazing light skin man, with a heart of gold. He is amazing in bed and loves passionately. Outstanding basketball player. Loves deeply but will kick your ass.

Tayvon is an amazing basketball player.

by kzk2 December 22, 2016

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

taysen

A really great and caring guy, someone who loves one person and that person only, isn’t afraid to say how he feels, can make your day with his sense of humor, will never give up on you, and is hot as hell.

You look like a Taysen.

by Rosey G January 22, 2018

tyson ritter

the tall/skinny lead singer
of the all american rejects
who is usually drunk
with possibly the most
beautiful blue eyes ever.

person1: did you meet the all american rejects after there show
person2: yeah tyson ritter was trashed

by kriistiin July 30, 2008

A Tyson

When you jerk off while wearing boxing gloves.

Since there was nothing on TV, I turned my lava lamp on, grabbed my boxing gloves and gave myself a Tyson.

by TheCoach98 June 16, 2011

Tyson Fury

The former unified WBO, WBA, IBF, IBO heavyweight champion of the world. Now the WBC and Lineal heavweight champion of the world. Masterclass, skilled, slick, fast heavyweight. Has beaten the likes of Dereck Chisora, Wladimir Klitschko, and Deontay Wilder.

P1: Who's that tall bald guy?

P:2 Oh that's the heavyweight Tyson Fury.

by hubert1 June 29, 2020