Tatesexual

Being in love or attracted to Tate Langdon from American Horror Story. Murder House

Hannah: I’m in love with Tate!

Jess: That means your Tatesexual

by Fictional men December 31, 2020

tates-to-legositis

A semi-rare occurence when your tates get stuck to your inner leg. Tends to happen when sitting for a long period of time.

Man 1: "Bro, are you okay? You're walking funny!"

Man 2: "I'm Fine. Just got a minor case of the tates-to-legositis..."

Man 1: "Spatuala, anyone?"

by matthewmatics89 March 7, 2009

Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010

tatestripedsweater

the greatest tumblr blog in existence

“hey do you follow tatestripedsweater on tumblr? her blog is amazing!”

by misslemonademouth June 8, 2021

tates

noun - the act of knocking a closed fist against another's closed fist as a sign of salutation, agreement or celebration. Derived from the game "One Potato, Two Potato"

Nice burn! Give me some tates!

by Chuckeez December 15, 2008

'tates

a male homosexual; can be used as a code word so that the homosexual in discussion doesn't know you are talking about him if he overhears the conversation.

origin. jotates

same as este

"Who the hell is this guy with the goatee on Jay Leno?"
"Oh, it's that 'tates from 'Queer As Fuck' . "
"Tsk. Fucking este."

by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004

tatesexual

its a definition of somebody being gay for tate mcrae

omg i stalked tates ig and i think im tatesexual

by tateshairflip December 31, 2020