Uni-tasker

An object with one function, ideally, designed to be extremely good at what it does. A waffle iron, for example, can only be used to make waffles, but it tends to make waffles extremely effectively, justifying its existence as a uni-tasker. Objects as varied as saddles to soap dishes or rice cookers can be considered uni-taskers.

The only uni-tasker allowed in your kitchen is a fire extinguisher.

by ElectricSpecter November 14, 2009

Kelsey Tasker

An awesome person, she's funny and nice, and always fun to be around. (she's also Claudia C's best friend)

kelsey Tasker is fun

by llalasdjfakde August 2, 2010

tarse

1) A male falcon
2) Old English slang for the male genitals

1) The tarse is responsible for hunting.
2) You are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoat.

by Sourbs August 27, 2006

taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

tuna tassels

When a girl has big hanging lips on her vagina.

kind of like meat curtains

dayum, she is fine but I heard she has some big sloppy tuna tassels.

by joppyslow August 31, 2013

taser bomb

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.

haha frank you so got taser bombed

by the jon law March 22, 2010

Tasheba

A Tasheba is a person who is beautiful inside and out .. they’re an amazing friend .. they support you through everything and always have your back ❤️

“ yoooo bro you seen that girl ?”
“ yeah she’s definitely a Tasheba.”

by Queensnewyorktillidie October 6, 2018