tartisy

A hot individual who interacts with all there mutuals posts and desperately needs to be taught how to be nice to strangers, especially random kids on roblox.

“Omg! Thank you for liking and commenting on all my posts! You are such a tartisy!”
“thanks ig or whatever stfu i bet your mom still tucks you in you fatty go die”
“Ily marry me”

by Nicestpeeson February 21, 2021

TARDIS F-Class

TARDIS Fail-Class. Going through all of time and space failing. Used when someone fails spectacularly or does something particularly stupid.

Being unable to pronounce the word surveillance properly, Muffy was said to have a TARDIS F-Class

by MostCommonLastName February 26, 2010

Tardis Pussy

A vagina that is much bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside like the tardis of dr. Who. Normally found on athletic girls who appear "tight" upon cursory inspection, the Tardis Pussy can kill your boner faster than a dalek hell bent on extermination.

"I met the hottest girl at spin class, her body was perfect. After a few drinks we went back to my place and had sex."
-"was she nice and tight from all the spinning?"
"nope. She had a tardis pussy. It was tiny and cute but It was like siding my penis directly into the miky way galaxy."

by Surpriseattackninja August 9, 2012

tardistan

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?
Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

by Kozzie January 10, 2007

dung tardis

Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.

The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

velvet tardis

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....

by stone flint May 31, 2004

Tarisa

she is a salty but can be sweet. boys fear her and teachers get on her nerves. she is a great leader and everyone can trust her.

here comes tarisa the salty one

by saltyone#123! October 2, 2019