A team member of the "Tardinals" sports team. Usually a tard who plays for a team called the "Cardinals" but is to retarded to pronounce it correctly.
by Devery December 31, 2006
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2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
2.) Someone who, like a water bear, is slow and unassuming, but shockingly unflappable.
1.) Tardigrades can survive in space.
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
2.) Joe's such a tardigrade, man. He never does anything but he never fails at school!
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(n). Accidental humor from a retard when trying to sound intelligent. A phrase said by one with mental disabilities often unintentionally hilarious.
Boy: Van Helsing sucked.
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
Tard: Van Helsing is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their head, they'd go into a coma
Child 1: You're a butthead!
Child 2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!
by King Slim August 10, 2004
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Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.
Also, an electronic device with stripped down options.
"Miss South Carolina gave such a dumb answer. What a tardpack!"
or
"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"
or
"I asked my mom for a Playstation 3, but she got me the tardpack!"
by LAtheDJ December 29, 2007
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Get the Tardian mug.A mildly offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an idiotic or generally stupid way.
Used in Cork by students on College Road.
Derived originally from the term "retard"
Used in Cork by students on College Road.
Derived originally from the term "retard"
- "For the tenth time, did you put out the recycling?"
- "Shit, no I forgot again!"
- "Tardinio."
"Tardinio numero uno" - The ultimate Tardinio
- "Lads, ye are without a doubt the biggest Tardinio's I have ever come across." - Gentlemen, ye are the most idiotic, stupid individuals that I have ever aquainted
- "Shit, no I forgot again!"
- "Tardinio."
"Tardinio numero uno" - The ultimate Tardinio
- "Lads, ye are without a doubt the biggest Tardinio's I have ever come across." - Gentlemen, ye are the most idiotic, stupid individuals that I have ever aquainted
by Tardinio numero uno January 11, 2010
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