The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.
I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!
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Get the Cappuccino Bidet mug.An espresso drink made with foamy steamed milk. It can be made "wet"-meaning, with some of the liquidy part of the steamed milk in the drink- or "dry" with only the foam on top of the espresso. It can not be served iced. No flavoring is added unless it is requested by the customer.
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I picked this bird up last night and we went back to her place and she made me a Cappuccino! Of course I couldn't kiss her afterwards.
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Get the fappuccino mug.A fap and a Cappuccino. Term is used when a faux connoissuer consumes coffee with a certain pretentiousness.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
This renders the drink little more than the masturbatory culmination of the drinker's ego and narcissism.
The sycophant usually provides unnecessary opinions about the coffee for the pure purpose of establishing a social authority regarding knowledge of the bean.
The Fappacino aficionado spends their spare time lamenting the poor product of Starbucks.
There is a high correlation amongst Fappuccino fans of the posession of an Arts Degree, and their population growth is inversely proportional to cumulative utility to society and the advancement of human knowledge and moral worth.
1. Connoissuer: "This blend of Arabica and Robusta is sumptuous! It
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
doesn't dry my palate, yet still retains spicy undertones"
Observer: "Dude, you're licking that foam like a bangbus slut. What did you order, a Fappuccino?"
2. Hipster Barista. Kindly check on relevant meme websites.
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