Tanker Wanker Spanker

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

Tanker Head

Big abnormally shaped, not in proportion with ones body

look at Jimmy's head compared to his body, god what a tanker head.

by BrittanyBitch October 2, 2015

tanker sauce

A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.

"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"

by Big Frek November 3, 2018

tanker shot

a stinky fart usaly by eating beans or chickpeas

jeremy tanker shoted in the midle of the class

by kalymnaki April 9, 2024

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

by montez May 8, 2003

Piel Tanker

1) An irritating or obnoxious tanky or tank class player/character in a video game.

2) Someone who can tank(take) a lot of Piel(dick)

Can be any gender. Can be used as an insult.

Piel Tanker is a mix of the word Piel(south african afrikaans slang for dick) and Tank(word used for a tank class player/character in video games)

Dude that guy is such a Piel Tanker

Amy don't be a Piel Tanker

by SasukeCOZA March 8, 2021

Cum Tanker

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007