Tancred

Purely Awesome Person. Has really close friends who he would do absolutely anything for. Some say he is a player, but he just wants to make as many people as possible happy. It always seems as though he has many friends, but he has certain people that he completely trusts. Has more "girl" friends than guys. Everyone goes to him for advice. The person everyone goes to when they have questions.

Why dont you get Tancred to help you?
Tancred probably knows what to do.

by rouge126 September 21, 2012

tanerexic

a person who is addicted to tanning. They usually can be easily spotted as they have unusually tan skin for their race.

"I hope you get skin cancer you tanenerexic bitch"

by Hilary March 21, 2004

Tandles

Clear tanlines on the feet and ankles, caused by repeated wearing of sandles or flip-flops.

"Hey, what's that mark on your foot?"
"Aw, I got myself a new pair of tandles over summer!"

by bushhat August 26, 2009

Tandem Mudslide

This can only be done in prison. When you have to take a shit real bad and there is only one toilet to shit in and it is in use. You sit on the other shitters lap, while he spreads his legs slightly to allow your shit to drop between his legs into the bowl.

Also known as David Hasselhoff's White Christmas

"Man I gotta take a shit but someone is on the only shitter!"

"Guess you'll have to do a tandem mudslide"

by gangster_hops October 14, 2009

tandem hunting

A couple, typically a male and female, who search together for threesome partners, usually another female.

My friend and his girlfriend usually go tandem hunting in nightclubs for bi-sexual women.

by Neo-Rio October 20, 2007

daksh tandel

a rare species of endangered duck usually found in Chad. They are endangered due to over mating

person1: whos that gay nonce

Person 2 : that's not a nonce its daksh tandel

by the one and only DICKTIONARY January 6, 2022

tandem fap

When two or more people masturbate at the same time.

When I walked into the room RJ and Adam were tandem fapping to pictures of my mom again.

by Shanus teh Anus January 28, 2008