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liquor tampon

Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.
"Get that liquor tampon out of your asshole and just drink like a normal person"
by Hotboxtheyurt September 28, 2014
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tampon boy

Kali Muscle's most favorite word.
"These fuckboys, tampon boys are spreading hate on social media."
by thestupidjacked March 22, 2017
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Attention Tampon

Someone who soaks up all of the attention.
Guy #1: Dude, I can't stand this new guy, he's such a kiss-up!

Guy #2: I know! He's such an attention tampon!
by TheSpirix January 23, 2011
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tampon swing

Pulling a bloody tampon out your cunt getting blood on the toilet bowl
Karen tampon swinged all over my toilet now theres blood everywhere looks like a crime scene
by Tomscunt January 19, 2016
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Emotional tampon

A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.
'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'

'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'
by Barlan March 29, 2019
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unplug the tampon

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.
Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.
by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.
Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!
by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004
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