tallon zek times

1. A most wonderous, desirable place of mutual happiness and affection. Frequented often by amiable, pleasant well-mannered gentlemen.

2. A pathetic cesspool of loathsome, foul, pitiful excuses for human beings. A squalid wasteland inhabited by repulsive freaks.

Some say that when you take a shit, it goes through the pipes and eventually ends up in Tallon Zek Times.

by SearyxZek September 13, 2003

ho tally

A tally used by males when embarking on pulling competitions in nightclubs to count how many different females have been pulled. Usually the ho tally is kept by someone not playing to avoid cheating.

"yo mate, where am I on the ho tally?"
"you've got 4, so you're in third"

by themunn May 22, 2007

Tamlyn

Tamlyn is a very sweet person, she's funny talkative and adventurous but she is also very shy so it might take her a while to become close to her.
She's not like the other girls who dress up like sluts she likes to dress practically but yet cute but because of this she doesn't get much attention from boys Wich in turn makes her very self conscious.

Person A: u know Tamlyn?
Person B: yeh. She's kinda quiet I don't really talk to her much.
Person A: DUUUUDE! She's so fukin funny once u get to know her she's super nice to

by 😇😈😻 November 14, 2018

Tallen

He is very athletic can be cocky but most the times he isn’t , he’s dangerous and is very good at new things he’s a good sport and plays many sports he very responsible as well he also plays for cny elite

Tallen is handsome

by Cny elite July 13, 2018

Tamlyn

A breed of human made of pure amazingness. Seeing, hearing, tasting, touching, smelling any sort of Tamlyn-like thing with cause a severe brain implosion. The only way to combat the awesomeness of a Tamlyn is with shitty Rage Against the Machine music, though in most cases it only angers the Tamlyn and does not stop it. To placate a Tamlyn you must feed it delicious food and hand over all valuables.

"Hey is that awesome or what?"
"Yeah, but oh SHIT, is that a Tam-"
BOOOOOOOOMPSHHHHHH. *Brain implosion*
"Yeah, that had to be a Tamlyn*

by JH Kristo. January 19, 2009

tallyclava

the loose skin protecting a gentile gentleman's bobby's top, which provides warmth and shelter (and an ambient environment for the growth of nob Philadelphia). In most cases, can be retracted to reveal the Bishop of Reading's Hat and the Japanese Tourist's Eye.

He had a tallyclava like a windsock at Heathrow.

by Dave Petherbridge October 6, 2006

Tally Womp

The act of womping someone with one's tally.

After Heather pissed James off by being incompetent, James was angered and started to vigorously tally womp her.

by dankipz February 16, 2010