TajRoy

TajRoy - A monsterous creature of the night. He was once considered the missing link but is better know for actually being the next step in human evolution.

Many forms of this creature exist in the earth. For example
Big Foot is just a Canadian Tajroy
The Loch Ness Monster is a Scottish Tajroy
The Chupacobra is a Mexican Tajroy
Santa Clause is a Domesticated TajRoy.
The Tooth Fairy is a sweedish TajRoy.
And Ryan seacrest is a gay TajRoy.

Dylan: Oh My God. My Grandma was run over by a TajRoy!
Jeremiah: That was santa....
Dylan: Exactly A TAJROY!!!

by Atlas the Titan August 7, 2008

Kobayashi Takeru

The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.

Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai

by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003

tajar

he is something like a tiger, something like a badger and something like a jaguar. And he is magical. If you ever see him, you will forget what he looks like. But should you see him twice, you would forget to forget what he looks like, and that would be quite fatal!

Bob: Hey man what was that thing I just saw that was filled with folly and dancing in the moonlight?
Jo: I've seen it before. It was the tajar...(drops dead)

by 4ea November 15, 2006

Tajra

A beautiful, ethereal girl who does not let anyone bring her down. She is strong, determined, and intelligent. She will make you laugh whenever you need that extra boost of cheeriness in your life and she will give you both shoulders to lean on when you’re down in the dumps. Never let go of a Tajra; she is one of a kind and you’ll never find another girl quite like her. She is a princess, so treat her like so. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Tajra and treat her well.

Person: Wow, she must be a Tajra because she is so radiant and breathtakingly beautiful !

by Poe December 6, 2017

911 Call Taker

The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.

Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...

911 Call Taker EMERGENCY

My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

by AK5482 April 2, 2011

Tabernac

it's the Canadian French version of goddamn it. Its taken just as seriously by bible beaters there too.

Canadian Friend: Tabernac! I just stubbed my toe on a potato!
American Friend: Why are you beating on my potato with your goddamn toe!

by tabbygrl June 19, 2015

Taerbo

Someone, or something that sounds or looks like it's moving a lot faster than it actually is. Also can be used for somebody that is too impatient/anxious to do something and rushes into it.

Example 1 -
*Car revving its engine really loud and trying to go really fast but not exceeding the speed limit*
Henry : SLOW DOWN THERE TAERBO

Example 2 -
*Teacher asks who wants to help hand out pop quiz*
Sally : MEMEMEMEMEMEME PICK ME I WANT TO
Joe : Settle down there taerbo...

by Mike Tamosaitis February 4, 2009