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Tajer

Złodziej, menda, obłudnik, debil i złodziej. Typ insekta pasożyta wywodzący się głównie z małej polskiej dziury o nazwie Bochotnica. Pierwsze Tajery zostały zidentyfikowane na kolonii pleśni w 1890 roku. W 1915, World Health Organisation ogłosiło Tajera "największą zarazą tej planety." Tajer rozmnaża się poprzez obcowanie kazirodcze, najczęściej z własnym potomstwem. Tajerowie są najbardziej aktywni w letnim sezonie porzeczkowym, w którym najczęściej znajdują nowe ofiary na których się żywią. Ich słabością są akweny morskie m.in. Bałtyk
-O, patrz sebastian, pies nasrał!
-Nie, to tylko nasz lokalny Tajer.
by Perwers19 March 20, 2020
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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020
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takerhaker

Basically a farmer, in other words a guy who’s doing a hard job in a village.
- I wanna become takerhaker when I grow up
by Vaknar January 1, 2020
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hog taker

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Taker easy

A cool way of saying take it easy meaning: see you later, goodbye
Irwin: Later man
Sam: Taker easy Irwin !
by Sam Rak September 17, 2008
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Taberg

A swampy , incestuous red neck breeding ground located in the woodlands of Oneida County, New York between the towns of Lee Center and Camden. TABERG is best known for providing manpower to the local unemployment roles and punchlines for any joke involving public intoxication, animal pregnancy, low intelligence or meth lab explosions. The citizens of TABERG annually mass at their "Field Days" to exchange insults, chew tobacco, drink and fight. Each year the results of the previous years alcohol induced copulations are shown off and judged. Fatherhood is determined by a lottery. Tabergers are suspicious of outsiders and will confront and attack anyone they are not related to or has a full set of natural teeth.
Billy Bob: What’s got 86 legs and 14 teeth?
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!
by boonviller September 21, 2021
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gigantic tager

1) One of Iron Tager's (a character from Blazblue: Calamity Trigger) battle cries.

2) The best word ever to replace/censor the word "penis."
1) Iron Tager: GIGANTIC TAGER...DRIVER!

2) Iron Tager: K-Kokonoe, when did you install this...?

Kokonoe: Oh a little bit ago. It's an interesting idea but it doesn't work very well on the arms. I'm thinking of moving it, maybe putting it on your chest or your *GIGANTIC TAGER!*.

That second example is from "Teach me, Miss Litchi!"
by Lebrochaun October 19, 2009
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