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Złodziej, menda, obłudnik, debil i złodziej. Typ insekta pasożyta wywodzący się głównie z małej polskiej dziury o nazwie Bochotnica. Pierwsze Tajery zostały zidentyfikowane na kolonii pleśni w 1890 roku. W 1915, World Health Organisation ogłosiło Tajera "największą zarazą tej planety." Tajer rozmnaża się poprzez obcowanie kazirodcze, najczęściej z własnym potomstwem. Tajerowie są najbardziej aktywni w letnim sezonie porzeczkowym, w którym najczęściej znajdują nowe ofiary na których się żywią. Ich słabością są akweny morskie m.in. Bałtyk
-O, patrz sebastian, pies nasrał!
-Nie, to tylko nasz lokalny Tajer.
Tajer by Perwers19 March 20, 2020
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gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
Related Words
Tajera • Tajer • tajere • tajeria • Tajero • Tajerra • tajerul • Tabernacle • taher • Taber

takerhaker 

Basically a farmer, in other words a guy who’s doing a hard job in a village.
- I wanna become takerhaker when I grow up
takerhaker by Vaknar January 1, 2020

hog taker 

Derogatory term for vagina.
She got it right in her hog taker.
hog taker by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

Taker easy 

A cool way of saying take it easy meaning: see you later, goodbye
Irwin: Later man
Sam: Taker easy Irwin !
Taker easy by Sam Rak September 17, 2008
A swampy , incestuous red neck breeding ground located in the woodlands of Oneida County, New York between the towns of Lee Center and Camden. TABERG is best known for providing manpower to the local unemployment roles and punchlines for any joke involving public intoxication, animal pregnancy, low intelligence or meth lab explosions. The citizens of TABERG annually mass at their "Field Days" to exchange insults, chew tobacco, drink and fight. Each year the results of the previous years alcohol induced copulations are shown off and judged. Fatherhood is determined by a lottery. Tabergers are suspicious of outsiders and will confront and attack anyone they are not related to or has a full set of natural teeth.
Billy Bob: What’s got 86 legs and 14 teeth?
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!
Taberg by boonviller September 21, 2021

gigantic tager 

1) One of Iron Tager's (a character from Blazblue: Calamity Trigger) battle cries.

2) The best word ever to replace/censor the word "penis."
1) Iron Tager: GIGANTIC TAGER...DRIVER!

2) Iron Tager: K-Kokonoe, when did you install this...?

Kokonoe: Oh a little bit ago. It's an interesting idea but it doesn't work very well on the arms. I'm thinking of moving it, maybe putting it on your chest or your *GIGANTIC TAGER!*.

That second example is from "Teach me, Miss Litchi!"
gigantic tager by Lebrochaun October 19, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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