Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.

Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!

by NigNogTheBeaner July 27, 2018

Taiwanese tooth pull

When you tie one end of a piece of string too your balls and the other too a door knob then have someone slam the door.

I'm tired of having kids i mit just get a Taiwanese tooth pull.

by DJBassie May 11, 2011

Taiwanese tongue twister

During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.

Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”

by Cum faggot May 19, 2019

taiwanese stink eye

When a crazy asian bitch gives you the evil eye for no fuckin reason other than being non-asian, poor at math, taller than them or because you stole their bae at the club.

Yo, you see that short little asian girl with the eye glitter? She dropped that taiwanese stink eye on me when I was hooking up with her friend at the bar.

by DrShepherd2016 October 5, 2016

Taiwanese Pudding Trap

The act of a man shitting out a fourth story window into his partners gaping asshole.

We went out to eat and I gave her the old Taiwanese Pudding trap for dessert.

by bearded_caveman November 28, 2021

taiwanese space helmet

When a man puts his head in a womans vagina. Hence covering his head like a space helmet

I just gave your sister a taiwanese space helmet!

by 1337m4n November 8, 2007

Taiwanese Thumb War

When a woman has one man fist her vagina and another fist her ass and they have a thumb war inside of her.

Jeff: Dude, Molly's so loose you can do a Taiwanese Thumb War with her.

Dan: That's grody.

by Johnny Five-O February 15, 2012