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taiwanese stink eye 

When a crazy asian bitch gives you the evil eye for no fuckin reason other than being non-asian, poor at math, taller than them or because you stole their bae at the club.
Yo, you see that short little asian girl with the eye glitter? She dropped that taiwanese stink eye on me when I was hooking up with her friend at the bar.

Taiwanese Pudding Trap 

The act of a man shitting out a fourth story window into his partners gaping asshole.
We went out to eat and I gave her the old Taiwanese Pudding trap for dessert.

taiwanese space helmet 

When a man puts his head in a womans vagina. Hence covering his head like a space helmet
I just gave your sister a taiwanese space helmet!
taiwanese space helmet by 1337m4n November 8, 2007

Taiwanese Thumb War 

When a woman has one man fist her vagina and another fist her ass and they have a thumb war inside of her.
Jeff: Dude, Molly's so loose you can do a Taiwanese Thumb War with her.

Dan: That's grody.
Taiwanese Thumb War by Johnny Five-O February 15, 2012

Taiwanese Mountain Climber 

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

Taiwanese Blowjob 

A Taiwanese Blowjob is a unique form of fellatio involving two prepubescent boys, for servicing the testicles, and one hermaphrodite, for servicing the shaft, of a man's penis.
Brian Antczak: "This situation is messier than a Taiwanese Blowjob!"
Taiwanese Blowjob by Meowsus October 18, 2008