Sneaking up on a tramp who's having a quiet shit in the woods, then quick as a flash, kick them in the head so they fall over, then get on your hands and knees and chow down on the fresh steaming shit. As soon as the tramp see's what your doing, pin him down and give him tongues with your shit-riddled face, then turn him over and stab his jacksie with your pork sword until he bleeds.
Toni: "WTF Geoff!... what are you doing?"
Geoff: "I'm trailer trash tailgating, bitch! Help me hold this stinky old fucker down so I can fuck his arse"
Toni: "I thought you loved me?"
Geoff: "Get to fuck!"
Geoff: "I'm trailer trash tailgating, bitch! Help me hold this stinky old fucker down so I can fuck his arse"
Toni: "I thought you loved me?"
Geoff: "Get to fuck!"
by John Lidgley May 27, 2008
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Get the Tangy tailgating mug.When there is a line of cars behind one person driving slow, and you're somewhere several cars back so you tailgate the person in front of you, who tailgates the person in front of them and so on and so forth until someone is tailgating the slow driver.
Joe: Man, I was five cars back from some old granny today and I couldn't pass... it sucked.
Pete: Dude, you totally should have tried vicarious tailgating.
Pete: Dude, you totally should have tried vicarious tailgating.
by albert mcpassingpants June 21, 2010
Get the vicarious tailgating mug.Checking out a chicks ass, specifically while on an escalator or similar situation (so you are 'following' it). Also, can include the act of positioning yourself just behind a chick on the escalator (following close).
Johnny was tailgazing all the way up the escalator at Wheaton, did you see the chick standing in front of him?
by Lacoste - DC Metro Tailgazer April 23, 2009
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This is when a dumbass/old person in front of you is driving slow, usually going the actual speed limit or below, and you are trying not to tailgate them, when some douchebag genious behind you thinks it a great idea to tailgate you, hoping that will make the guy in front of you go faster. This usually results in a heated exchange, such as the tap of your breaks, wave of your hand, or spraying of the windshield wipers (my personal favorite). In the end, you eternally hate the person behind you because its all their fault.
This is when a dumbass/old person in front of you is driving slow, usually going the actual speed limit or below, and you are trying not to tailgate them, when some douchebag genious behind you thinks it a great idea to tailgate you, hoping that will make the guy in front of you go faster. This usually results in a heated exchange, such as the tap of your breaks, wave of your hand, or spraying of the windshield wipers (my personal favorite). In the end, you eternally hate the person behind you because its all their fault.
Sorry I'm late bro, I got stuck behind this old man and this douche behind me caused some serious compound-tailgation, so I had to get out of the car and slap his bitch ass.
by concerned driver December 28, 2007
Get the compound-tailgation mug.(noun) an aggressive, obnoxious driver who follows closer than 1 foot behind a car, even though there are open lanes he/she could use to pass.
When I was center-lane driving to school this morning, this tailgatinator was almost riding my bumper, even though he could have passed me in either the left or right lane.
by mslalib March 29, 2010
Get the tailgatinator mug.Tailgation is shorthand for “Tailgate Nation.” Tailgations are communities of sports fans who congregate in the parking lots of American professional and college sports arenas. They erect tents and fire up barbecues, haul out portable beer pong tables and toss sad bags into little targets….all hours before a major sporting event. Deep South Tailgations, typically seen at SEC football games feature high-end RV’s, HD television screens and lots of fried chicken. Tailgations are defined by the activities and traditions held sacred by any tailgater: among them, BBQ, beer, games, and community. Tailgations grow organically, with traditions being passed down from one generation to the next.
Origin: attributed to sports blogger Jason Maloni, a business of sports expert with Levick Strategic Communications and contributor to the Washington Post sports blog The League
Origin: attributed to sports blogger Jason Maloni, a business of sports expert with Levick Strategic Communications and contributor to the Washington Post sports blog The League
As a faithful member of the Ravens tailgation, I’m proud to paint my face purple and join my friends every Sunday morning for crab cakes and Budweiser.
by Grmrguy June 24, 2009
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