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Tactical Piss

When you’re in an epic gamer moment and you have to pee. So you take your mic with you to listen to callouts.
*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*
by MmmCereal January 27, 2019
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tactical gaming shorts

Shorts typically intended for working out or team sports such as basketball which have been repurposed for comfort and ventilation during gaming. They are also the lowest tier of pants which a man can reasonably wear in public while going to a convenience store.
I just want change into my tactical gaming shorts, it's too hot in my apartment from my video card to wear jeans.
by Professor Fatbot October 13, 2021
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Tactical Dump

Often abbreviated and betterly known as TD, the most famous of the 'D family.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.
Mum to son:- We'v got a long journey ahead take a Tactical Dump before we leave ther may not be a toilet stop before we arrive

Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch

Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.
by D' Family April 8, 2009
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tactical welch

Ending your stream because of mean comments
Dude lospollostv pulled a tactical welch a few nights ago hes such a faggot.
by PapaWenis March 7, 2017
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tactical chunder

When on a heavy drinking session the bloated feeling of too much liquid can be removed and loss of control to huge drunkeness can be avoided by voluntarily being sick otherwise known as going for a tactical chunder.
I have just been to the toilet for a tactical chunder
by Adam Forsyth September 14, 2006
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Tactical Fap

A masturbation session that takes place before sex in order to extend the duration of the sex when it actually happens by not giving the sperm a reasonable amount of time to be produced. Usually this occurs when you are fairly sure that you will in fact have sex and often times the partner is unaware that a "tactical fap" has been carried out.
Knowing he will probably have sex with Amanda tonight, Dylan tactical fapped so that he would last longer.
by PatP1993 January 10, 2012
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tactical retreat

1. (Verb) A more manly and sophisticated way of running away.
I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.
by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014
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