TWAFFLE

Taco Bell's 2014 waffle taco breakfast hybrid.

My friend ate a twaffle and nearly died.

by Feather Meringue March 4, 2014

Twaffle

Shortened version of the words twat, and waffle

Fuck his moms, mann. He's such a fuckin twaffle.

by NiggaOverDaHedge June 15, 2017

Twaffle

The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.

I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.

by T.Waffle September 22, 2010

Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

TWAFT

An abbreviation of:

That was a fucking tragedy

or
That was a fucking train-wreck

Daz thinks he's well funny - Did you see his last status update? TWAFT or wot?

by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

TTFAF

referencing the popular but extremely hard song "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce. Mainly associated with Guitar Hero.

You can tell all about a person just by seeing how well they are at TTFAF.
Easy (Failed it)-- Wow, this is easy. You shouldn't really be failing anything yet.
Easy (aced it)--woohoo, they're normal.
Medium-- Ok, so they have some Guitar Hero skill.
Hard-- They have a lot of the fake guitar mojo, maybe they should actually try getting some real guitar mojo.
Expert (Ages 10 and above)-- GET A LIFE YOU FREAK!!!
Expert (Ages 7 to 10)-- Y'know, people all think you are crazy good, but you're not impressing your friends because surprise! you don't have any.
Expert (Ages 0-7)-- Everyone knows you are faking it.
...You are faking it, right?
Real Life-- Your name probably is Herman Li.

by Teh Notsopwnererer January 26, 2008