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Twilve

The English language is lacking a word that defines 24 hours, like e.g. the Scandinavian languages have. There's "day" that can define a 24-hour span, but that can also be used to define the 12 hours of light, as opposed to "night".

"Twilve" is a contraction of the words two/twi and twelve, defining a period of time that is two times twelve hours.
"Twilve" is both a noun, as in 24 hours, and a verb, meaning "stay up for 24 hours".

Noun
"A twilve"

Verb
"To twilve"
"I'm twilving now"
"Yesterday, I twolved"
"I've been twilving"
"I'm going to twilve"
"Twolve!"
by tanketom April 24, 2008
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twiling

Tweaking and Wiling, can be used to describe anything, or anyone for anypurpose whatsoever
Ayo, That guy whos High out of his mind is twiling right now
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Twile

A twisted citrus peel, as in a mixed drink.
I’ll have a Manhattan with a lemon Twile.
by Freetownbeerguy March 8, 2022
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Trump’s twilight years

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.
With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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Twils

1. A very Hot, average and superficial person who always loves talking to girls, you may find a Twils playing with your 6-year-old daughter near the playground, this is because Twils really love to play with children and act like them in general
Twils often grow their toenails very long in order to use them as a weapon in case someone confronts them, this includes Taiwanese police and neos.

2. A word often called out loud to protect yourself from very annoying girls, the word instantly gets rid of annoying 2005 brats and thots in your friendly Taiwanese neighborhood, the word is also very feared by children, especially girls, so if you have a kid, experts advise not using it near them as it could cause them to abandon your home when they grow older, become addicted and act as dangers to society.
Example:
2005 kid: yo Youtube Rewind 2018 is awesome!!!
Boy 1: Twils
2005 kid: *runs to mother*

Example:
Mother: oh boy, my son is a Twils, what should I do?
Psychologist: I strongly advise Euthanizing him if the issue persists

Example:
1. Kid: My classmate is such a Twils, talking with the opposite sex everytime
2. SWAT Officer: Don't move or ill shout it out loud!
by ThomasAAnderson January 21, 2019
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The Twilight Series

A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.

Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.
Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.
by haha irdk November 11, 2020
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Twilight Plague

The Twilight Plague, also known as the Twilight Epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. The disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by Stephanie Meyer. Other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.
Travis: "Would you say that I am a vampire or a werewolf?"
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."
by Druqks October 26, 2008
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