TSTB

An abbreviation for 'Too Stoned To Ball'. As seen on the tv show Californication.

Duuuuuude, i am TSTB right now. I can't even get off this chair.

by im standing right behind you March 19, 2011

TSTC

Too Srat to Care

-I heard that Phi Mu got sent to standards for getting too wild at formal.
- She's TSTC.

by Greeks are better April 22, 2011

TSTST

Hell.

It's the test you have to take after getting a good score on the AMC, the AIME, and the USAMO. Then you have to take the TST if you do good again, which is also hell. Then you have to take the IMO, which is absolute hell. Don't take it.

"Tstst stands for team selection test selection test"

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid August 9, 2022

TSTSTSA

TO SOMEONE TOO SWEET TO SLEEP ALONE

TSTSTSA . . . Typically written on the envelopes of letters between teenagers back in the mid-20th century . . .

by older than mud July 24, 2009

TSTB

Too Stoned To Ball - A situation in which one has smoked too much marijuana to enjoy sex.

X : Man, last night's party was awesome, did you get any pussy?
Y : No, I was TSTB...

by ValmontFr March 14, 2011

TSTL

Acronym for "Too Stupid to Live".

Usually refers to a fictional heroine in a romance novel, but it can be applied to any fictional female character in a novel or film, and to a real female.

A well-known romance author invented this term, during mid-1990s, on a mailing list called RRA-L Romance Readers Anonymous List.

1) "Don't hang with Shelley. She's TSTL."

2) "I hate Gone With the Wind! Scarlett O'Hara is TSTL."

by McVillain November 4, 2003

TSTH

Too Stupid To Handle

That guys' profile pic was TSTH!

by Lexi_L September 21, 2011