TSTL-Too Stupid To Live:A mental and social disorder where by an individual lacks the mental aptitude and social skills deemed necessary to become a productive member of society. (aka being ‘Andycapped’)
***Symptoms***
*extremely
lazy
*complains excessively
*thinks he has a musical
talent, BUT really he's really tone deaf
*expects others to cook for him
*expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves, especially cultery
*will attend
school for a major that will not get him far in life (ex.
drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult
school is
*too
lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt he has acquired
*when he is given a job, he is content to
work for free
*typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene (ie. fecal matter found within genitalia)
*leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom
*unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
*uses a complete roll of toilet paper every
day
*usually dates fat psychotic
bitches with emotional problems that he met online
*likes to complain how he's way too busy, yet he manages to spend 2 hours/day on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
*manages to make $1000 worth of long distance phone calls (in 1 month) to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
Example: TSTL
Lily: Did you see what Alberto just did?
Kevin: No. What?
Lily: He was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! What a fucking tool.
Kevin:
Lily, that's not very nice, you know he suffers from TSTL.
Lily: Opps, my bad.
