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titmuck

The stuff that collects as the result of dead skin and sweat under a fat chick's boobs or within their bodily creases. Sometimes it happens to men as well.
"Your grandma smells like titmuck"

"All you need to do is shower every day so you don't smell like titmuck"

"Pass the titmuck!"
by french fries and gravy April 27, 2006
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chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)
I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.
by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006
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titmonger

"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"
by alxuk.top May 13, 2005
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titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.
"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."
by Matt[O] September 24, 2005
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TITM8

1. Shortened version of "You tit mate"/ "You're a tit mate"

2. A versatile abbreviated insult commonly used by experienced internet users
Dave: TITM8

Todd: WITM8?

Dave: TITM8

Todd: WTF?

Dave: You're a bloody HaXor, TITM8
by Richard Stroker September 17, 2008
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Tsimfuckis

The Youtube user tsimfuckis who can be caught frequently defending his ghetto lifestyle and posting his covers of well known rap songs online. There is also some controversy regarding a potential penis on his stomach. Shortly after his videos were discovered, his Youtube account was closed. The only explanation for this revealed so far is that he has committed suicide. However this came from /b/ and can therefore be disregarded.
"Hey did you hear about tsimfuckis?"
"Yeah i heard he became an hero!!!!!one"
by tsimfuckisfan11 June 2, 2009
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Titmole

Something unwanted in an otherwise desirable situation.
Awesome! I won a free CD, but the titmole about it is that it's Ashlee Simpson.
by mrfunkydoodle May 2, 2008
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