Tossed

When a hammered drunk person is thrown out of a bar as the guilty party or sometimes as an innocent bystander by a bouncer.

Hey, remember when Pidge, Wood, and Ern got tossed last night?

by Ernest P April 21, 2011

Toss

Licking of the asshole.

"Russell loves to toss women."

by Dijonne September 22, 2004

tossed

1) To get your ass handed to you in a nice fluffy basket.
2) To otherwise get your shit ruined.
3) To be on the wrong side of a one-sided fistfight.
4) To recieve or perform manual action on yourself.

NOTE: Exists only in the perfect and future perfect forms.

1) Think I'm soft? You'll get tossed!
2) Andy got tossed when he called that biker a pussy.
3) Jack's going to the dentist today to fix his mouth after Bruce tossed him.
4) I got my salad tossed by Jack's sister when he was at the dentist.

by Albas December 14, 2008

TOSS

Turn On Safe Search. A warning givien to someone after telling them to Google It, lest they be subject to horrible images.

Person 1: What's a hemorrhoid?
Person 2: Uhhh... Google it, but make sure you TOSS first.

by soulchildremix September 16, 2010

toss

the joyful pleasure of rubbing the penis up and down in a fast motion to create lots of pleasure leading to the discharge of a leaky substance

" Rusell had a good old toss over his bro last nite"

" wots dat white shit on your shirt jonalady is it wen u had a good toss l;ast night over sian"

by reggin cadcol April 11, 2006

toss

Caribbean slang for "Babe". It applies in almost all the same categories, and can be nullified by the word "Ugly"
Example: "THat's an ugly toss" as compared to the word "That's an ugly babe" Cuz Babes aren't ugly, and neither are "toss" Toss therefore should be applied to good looking women and not women ugly ones

Guy1: Jeez betty is a toss jack
guy2: Yeah man i need some of tha
Guy3:Betty! Tell Your Bro i call!

by Elber November 30, 2003

toss

To search, generally quickly and roughly.

Man, the popo just came by and tossed my place.

by R Dogg January 18, 2004