Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.

Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.

by ljohn12N May 13, 2014

Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

Boston Torpedo

The act of molding your feces into a phallic shape, freezing it, and fucking someone with it.

She wanted me to spice things up, so I gave her a boston torpedo.

by belfastbomber February 3, 2010

Transphobic Torpedophile

Type of weaponry called a transphasic torpedo from star trek, it is very effective against many hostile ships. Except it happens to be transphobic and is a pedophile

Incoming Transphobic Torpedophiles!

by Suoerfish July 23, 2017

Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

fire a torpedo

in reference to defication

I have to fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003