tool shed 

when a group of more than one tool gather around in the same place and engage in toolish acts

The show jersey shore is a tool shed.

New Jersey is the filled with tool sheds.

tool shed by Anthony Stallone1 November 2, 2010

Tool Stamp 

Remember that one time you were sitting in class and you see that girl in front of you with that tribal/floral/butterfly tattoo (appropriately labeled a "tramp stamp") across her lower back? Well what about that poor guy in front of you in History/Math/Science/Etc class with the black tribal tattoo centered on his upper back? Meet the "tool stamp." For those guys who want to match the dream tramp of their dreams... this is the new age Tarzan and Jane folks.

Wow, have you ever seen such a tool stamp? What a tool.

Tool Stamp by VPBubbles February 17, 2009

Coming out of the tool shed 

To openly admit to being a douche bag/tool.

David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.

Coming out of the tool shed by cariboumoosepiss August 16, 2011

tool shed 

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

tool shed by cro magnum October 6, 2007

tool shed 

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

tool shed by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

tool shed 

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

tool shed by Harry Hole September 23, 2012

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006