toiletainment

magazines, books, crossword puzzles, and other hand-held electronic devices (e.g. yahtzee, gameboys, etc.) that are kept near the toilet for distraction, relaxation, and productivity purposes.

yelled from the john: "dude - bring me a mag or something! shit, how am i supposed to take a dump without any friggin' toiletainment?!"

yelled from the john: "alright kids - where did you put the yahtzee game? i told you that stays in the bathroom - it's toiletainment!"

by Debbie D November 8, 2008

tilting her biscuit

When a girl tilts her pelvis for easy entry.

Lisa was so horny she was frantically tilting her biscuit in each position.

by MDF January 5, 2008

Skibidi-Toiletism

A religion dedicated to Skibidi Toilet.

"Ever since I've converted to Skibidi-Toiletism, I've been so much happier! Skibidi bop bop bop bop yes yes yes yes skibidi bop."

by cornobbled November 1, 2023

Tilting

Through the imbibing of too much alcohol one begins to lose all inhibitions resulting in inebriation. This is closely followed by a complete breakdown of all ones moral fortitude. In the worst case scenario a complete loss of bodily control followed by the inevitable emphatic statement that the victim love you.

We went out last night for a few beers and Don was tilting Drunk by 10.30. John can’t handle a drink, after 3 pints he always tilts is intoxicated.

by the Risk November 21, 2010

toiletized

banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')

the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!

jan decided to toiletize the relationship

ace toiletized his body waste

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

tilting

When you chug down a tall can of Tilt (preferrably the Red or Purple color) while smoking some of the finest herb from the Vegas Dispensaries ending up in gettin cross faded and TILTING!

Last night we sipped on some tilt and blazed on some hash and realized that by the end of the night we were TILTING!!!

by Justin -702- December 14, 2010

Tilting

To lean forward when angered or aroused. Can be used as a verb to describe one that pesters individuals, usually those enrolled in high school and aspiring to join the military. Tilting often causes fear and lowers self-esteem.

OH NO, MASTER SERGEANT IS TILTING AGAIN!!!!

Watch out Ryan, Ol' Mr. Williams is storming, he also appears to be tilting!!!

by Johnathan Wayne April 12, 2010