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Aph the salt shaker

A hot 11/10 babe will date but much salt
1.) woah bro you seen that Aph the salt shaker??
2.)2.) Yeah bro she looked pretty smashin'
by dudebrodude69 December 17, 2018
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Salt Shaker

A slur for a person who has a fake problem.
His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker.
by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 6, 2022
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the salt shaker

when a guy cums in a girls mouth then shakes her upside down until it comes out her nose
“how was the sex last night?”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker
by ratatouille p*rn April 12, 2021
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Salt Shaker

A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.
Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”

Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”
by uɐǝq October 13, 2020
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Salt shaker

A sex act where a woman is riding a Male, standing reverse cowgirl style. The man then creampies her and she then starts to twerk shaking all the sperm out of her like a salt shaker.
Kyle-"bro I was fuckin this girl and came in her and then she started to do the salt shaker everywhere"
by Oqeefe July 1, 2019
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Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.
Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker
by Alexandevo June 29, 2018
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Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”
by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023
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