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The RetardMatas

Is a phrase for a beyond retarded person. Usually spams ye
Is he The RetardMatas?
Last night he said ye all day
by promanbob May 25, 2020
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The Retardicus Phenomena

when its normal for someone to be so fucking stupid you think they are actually a fucking retard. The stuff they do follows the normal traits of the average retard but is also completely normal for them to do. Acts they may perform can include screaming, moaning, groaning, and uncontrollable flailing of random limbs.
bro, He is so stupid I think this might be a rare occurrence of the Retardicus Phenomena
by Jamal Gumbo July 31, 2023
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Survival of the Retards

A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024
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all the way retarded

To do somethin' insane, mostly used as an expression for goin' crazy or actin wild
Man I'm bout to go all the way retarded on his ass!
by Flo "Fa Sho" July 15, 2007
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hide-the-cutlery retarded

Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.

Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.

John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.

Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.

Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?

Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
by bloodchills July 21, 2010
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The most retarded definition ever

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Hide-the-Cutlery-Retarded

Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.
Timmy is hide-the-cutlery-retarded, he just asked me which band did "Stairway to Heaven". WOW.
by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010
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