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The North Face

The North Face is a good brand of clothing that actually keeps you warm in the winter unlike the shitty superdry jacket I bought for an expensive price of £60. Most jackets are stuffed with wild goose feathers to make sure you stay warm and are made of the right material to last a very long time.
They also look good unlike chavy gear from Adidas, Nike, franklin and marshall, UCLA etc..

I will now invest in getting one soon.
"Wow hes wearing the north face, he has a good job"

Chav: "Look at my nike bodywarmer looks sick."
Normal guy wearing a northface bodywarmer thinks to himself * He bought that for 30 quid?*
by JorD77 November 7, 2011
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The North Face

A once proud brand of outdoor apparel, that has since sold its soul to the masses, who still think it holds them in some sort of higher level in the hierarchy of humans. While true outdoors people have shown disdain from purchasing the products as not to look like the yuppy scum who define the brand.
Bob wanted a new climbing jacket, even though the The north Face jacket was on sale, he didn't want to look like a complete fucking fag like the majority of those who wear the brand. Bob doesn't have a tiny dick and didn't need a brand label to try and make his manhood feel bigger.
by TardBark October 30, 2017
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The North Shore

Comprising the Upper and Lower North Shore, The North Shore is the prestigious part of Sydney, where rich people live and drive expensive cars (such as BMWs, Jaguars and Mercedes).

The Upper North Shore are suburbs between Roseville and Hornsby (excluding Berowra, obviously), and the Lower North Shore includes suburbs on the north side of the Harbour Bridge.

Private schools on the North Shore include Abbotsleigh, Barker, Joey's, Knox Grammar, Loreto Kirribilli, Loreto Normanhurst, Pius Pymble Ladies College, Ravenswood, Riverview, Roseville College, Shore School, Sydney Grammar (no public schools)
We also have our own page on Facebook - chuck us North Shore private school kids a like! Only In Sydney's North Shore
Example 1:
North Shore girl 1: oh my god there's trackwork on the North Shore line AGAIN!
North Shore girl 2: oh don't worry, we can just Uber it

Example 2:
Non-North Shore guy: oi mate, this shit is so hard, how'dya do it?
North Shore guy: i went to barker/joey's/knox/pius/riverview/shore/grammar, it's pretty easy
Non-North Shore guy: *fuckin north shore private school kids*

Example 3:
Non-North Shore girl 1: oh my god i wish i lived on the north shore
Non-North Shore girl 2: same! i want to be one of those north shore private school kids BADLY!
by pretty committee June 8, 2018
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The North Korean Trump Card

When you're eating your girls pussy and she tries to crush your head so you shove your fist up her ass impaleing her as you say thats fake news.
I nearly died last night she pulled the North Korean Trump Card
by Suited girriffee August 17, 2017
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the north european meatball

A sexual experience involving oral sex and an icecube. The man lays down on the bed, and the woman starts licking his balls. After some sucking, the woman takes an icecube out and buries it in the mans ballsack. At this point the man would fell a cold pain. After some minutes, take the icecube away, and start licking his balls.
Person A: Hey honey! wonna have fun tonight?
Person B: Sure!
Person A: Lets try out the north european meatball
by dengodeperke November 28, 2017
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The North Atlantic Snow Yeti

A threesome where 1 young guy cums on the chest of a 1 old man and the other 1 young guy comes in the older mans mouth, the old man then proceeds to growl like a yeti
Person 1:Hey Tyler Wanna Perform The North Atlantic Snow Yeti With My Grandpa?
Person 2:Fucking What?
by I’m A Transgender Pansexual January 14, 2021
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The North Face

A outerwear manufacturer that mass produced their gear and markets through product placement and athletes paid to wear their products. Despite generally being thought of as superior gear for these reasons other companies produce far better equipment. These pieces of clothing are mean for average people not actual athletes and outdoorsmen. If you want better gear buy mountain hard wear, mammut, arcteryx, rab, marmot, or la sportiva.
Hey look, people going into the north face store. I guess they are gonna buy overpriced fashionable clothing.
by Outdoorsman8k September 19, 2015
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