An exclamatory word used to describe doing something (usually difficult) with ease; bring on the next task for me to complete, this is too easy. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being very easy.
Student 1: Have you finished the homework yet?
Student 2: Yup, next.
or
Student 1: How did you find the test?
Student 2: That shit was next.
Student 2: Yup, next.
or
Student 1: How did you find the test?
Student 2: That shit was next.
by tastyresort January 20, 2023
Get the Nextmug. What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.
by T Hizzle May 24, 2005
Get the nextmug. verb
1. To make someone behave a certain way by giving out or threatening to give out their private information (e.g. address, phone numbers) resulting in harassment
2. To make someone leave a forum by threat of revealing or actually revealing their private information
1. To make someone behave a certain way by giving out or threatening to give out their private information (e.g. address, phone numbers) resulting in harassment
2. To make someone leave a forum by threat of revealing or actually revealing their private information
That mom tried to sell her kids' beyblades on ebay as punishment for destroying the bathtub but got nexted by 4chan.
Kurayami was forced to leave TW after being nexted.
Kurayami was forced to leave TW after being nexted.
by JaDuck March 7, 2011
Get the nextmug. an example of care:
its late at night, you cannot sleep because one household member is still missing. then you hear the turning of the key and the familar noises of arrival. he enters the bedroom when you notice an unhomely smell. you get up, kiss his cheek, grab his hand and guide him to the bathroom. his bewildered look when you undress him! and his look when you undress, too! now we're facing each other. finally. and we're stark naked. soft. vulnerable.
its late at night, you cannot sleep because one household member is still missing. then you hear the turning of the key and the familar noises of arrival. he enters the bedroom when you notice an unhomely smell. you get up, kiss his cheek, grab his hand and guide him to the bathroom. his bewildered look when you undress him! and his look when you undress, too! now we're facing each other. finally. and we're stark naked. soft. vulnerable.
you soap his back, arms, legs, chest, neck, face, his rear cheeks and his cock. thoroughly, thoughtfully, holily. you proceed to wash off the remaining foam. then you come closer, really close until both skins stick, let the water run nice and warm. all you think of is <nothing>, a joyful, fulfilling nothing, all you feel is ♡. knowing that its up to us what happens next.
by Krkič March 8, 2020
Get the nextmug. verb: a word used on ChatRoulette when someone is rejected judged by their look, if they are naked or not, or more commonly not a girl.
You are connected
Feel free to talk
Matt: AHHH! this guy is old and is jacking off his little penis! NEXT HIM NEXT HIM!
Josh: Nexted!
Feel free to talk
Matt: AHHH! this guy is old and is jacking off his little penis! NEXT HIM NEXT HIM!
Josh: Nexted!
by nes'd alpine April 1, 2010
Get the Nextedmug. person 1: The dinner my mom made last night really sucked . It tasted like fried cat shit .
person 2: NEXT !
person 2: NEXT !
by Lollie the Bemused April 2, 2009
Get the Nextmug. if you say someone is a next guy, that means that they're an annoying beg and they dont have any value in life. Probably the rudest thing to hear someone say to you.
by gosyd12345 February 3, 2022
Get the nextmug.