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Milfs and Martinis

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.
"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"
by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018
mugGet the Milfs and Martinismug.

Soggy Martini

The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.
Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!
by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012
mugGet the Soggy Martinimug.

Diablo Martini

A form of the drink Martini. Called Diablo Martini cause it gives you a devil of a good time.
"You having a good time?" "I'm having a diablo martini... dig it"
by Maul May 6, 2005
mugGet the Diablo Martinimug.

roofie martini

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.
Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.
by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017
mugGet the roofie martinimug.

Martini bar

A nasty fart bomb dropped in a densely packed room. Customarily, after the Martini bar is planted, the perpetrator retreats to a practical vantage point to view the resulting chaos.
Steven was at the club last night and pulled a wicked Martini bar and laughed as he watched people squirm from the DJ booth.
by Johnson Thomas March 13, 2011
mugGet the Martini barmug.

Vesper Martini

The drink was popularized in the novel Casino Royale (1953) when ordered by its inventor, secret agent James Bond (Agent 007), to commemorate his strong feelings for its namesake, Vesper Lynd. Although there have been a teleplay and two films based on this book, the signature cocktail was only mentioned twice in the recent Casino Royale (2006 Film): when he ordered it at the poker table and several others followed suit, and when Bond states that he named the drink the Vesper, because once he tasted it, it was all he wanted to drink. The cocktail is also mentioned by its ingredients in Quantum of Solace, but Bond does not refer to it by name.

Because these movies were set in the present-day but Kina Lillet has not been available since the early 1980s, its mention in the recipe in these movies is anachronistic.
Vesper Martini From Casino Royale (2006 Film)

James Bond: I think I'll call it a Vesper.

Vesper Lynd: Because of the bitter aftertaste?

James Bond: No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink.
by Jake Tripplehorn March 8, 2009
mugGet the Vesper Martinimug.

Keansburg martini

A cocktail including whatever hard booze you have in your freezer and/or fridge (i.e., uncorked cognac) and whatever juice-free children's fruit drink (i.e., blue Kool-Aid) you have lying around. Usually served in a big-ass souvenir cup from a bowling alley or 7-11.
We got hammered on three Keansburg martinis before 11, puked, and kept drinking anyway.
by the_ghost_of_richie_foley March 3, 2009
mugGet the Keansburg martinimug.

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