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impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.
by jammyboil December 26, 2008
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nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus September 6, 2016
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A town onlyfans whore who makes porn videos so she needs to be impaled through the neck lots of blood would piss out south Western Victorian mole
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by Gimegame December 24, 2024
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Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.
My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.
by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016
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Impaled

1.
transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.
The impaled arms of her cousin
by Whostolmahcake November 21, 2021
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