A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
by jammyboil April 28, 2007
The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 15, 2008
The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose
by B Lo-ki May 07, 2021
Ventral Impalement which happens to be imposed. Grindcore band emerging from the ghetto of St.Pölten, Austria.
I can't believe that Imposed Ventral Impalement put out a new EP. My favourite song's called "Eating the Hooker I Just Killed"
by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 13, 2024
When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
by NumaticPatrick February 20, 2016
When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
by thefoetus February 20, 2016
by milliondollarpussayy June 02, 2021