Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty

Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game

by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025

The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020

Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025

Glonk

Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:

Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly

Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing

It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.

My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’

Or

Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle

Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move

by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025

Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out

He was glonking last night.

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything, and the meaning changes to the user's will, depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

That's so glonking annoying!
Stop that or I will glonk you.

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025