scar the bowl

phrase used when doing #2 and leaving a trail of poo on inside of the toilet bowl despite several flushes

"Man, do you smell that; did you scar the bowl too?"

by lisagirl April 8, 2003

Pollock the bowl

A nasty case of explosive diarrhea that coats the inside of a toilet bowl like a Jackson Pollock painting.

1. Man, those spicy hot pork rinds made me Pollock the bowl. 2. I was ready to take a dump at the gas station, but I ended up tossing my cookies when I looked down and saw that some jackass had Pollocked the bowl.

by mitzo2010 March 14, 2010

Pussy in the bowl

Pussy that is right there, in front of you, ready to be fucked.

"Yo Johnny, did you fuck Sally? She put that pussy in the bowl!"

by Hallowedbthyhandle March 2, 2015

paint the bowl

To have explosive fecal matter.

Oh man, I ate some bad fish and I have been painting the bowl all day.

by ButchMagnum WatertownNY November 16, 2004

fill the bowl

To defecate until the toilet is filled to the brim.

I had to fill the bowl after eating some greasy Japanese food.

by Bowl Filler May 31, 2011

spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019