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don't get a big dick

Keep yourself under control. Chill the fuck out. Stop acting like a douche.
Kids...."can we have movie theater popcorn"
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
Tourettes Guy
by mrwhitefolkspimpsnsuch December 8, 2013
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Don't get lemon

The use of lemon in this phrase is abbreviated from the cockney rhyming slang 'lemon tart'

lemon tart = smart
Example 1
"Don't get lemon with me son, or I'll take you outside and cut you open"

Example 2
Dumb arse gooner hater ain't so lemon now!
by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009
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You don't get to swim in the pool!

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."
by Lina April 16, 2005
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I don't get it.

by Mikey Matts April 18, 2004
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A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed

A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.
Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.

Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'

Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'

Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
by NIS April 26, 2013
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I don't get tired

Your a real ass nigga. Also means you like to eat the booty.Hard work and determation makes you not get tired. Kevin gates dont get tired. Kevin gates also eats a lot of booty.
Hey kevin you gonna take a nap today? Well I don't get tired.

I got 6 jobs I dont get tired.
by jadabae May 26, 2015
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Can't Get Past the 1st Level

The pinnacle of n00bishness, usually found in people who blame video games for violence. Or it could be Dark Souls, and just rage quit every time, and then burn your console on a spike.
I can't get past the 1st level of this game, why is it so hard!
by Random Gamer 1321 July 29, 2014
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