Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals

Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy

by Ns October 11, 2013

Flag

Get the Testicular empathy mug.

testicular heft

When a badass drops the science that can’t be disputed or denied!

That plan was made by a man with real Testicular Heft !

by Torontovip April 09, 2018

Flag

Get the testicular heft mug.

testicular velocity

Testicular Velocity: the amount of balls you have to handle any given situation.

Employee to Boss: My maximum testicular velocity no longer allows me to put up with your BS.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Dating you has diminished my testicular velocity proven by how many times I go to Target with you.

by Shellbell2 August 26, 2021

Flag

Get the testicular velocity mug.

Testicular Terrorist

Any person that decides to strike a man in the nether region aka his nuts, balls, sack.

Jenna was fooling around with Jimbo when she decided to strike him in the nuts. Jenna is now labeled a Testicular Terrorist.

by xxHouse82xx December 04, 2014

Flag

Get the Testicular Terrorist mug.

Testicular Pain

When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.

Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine

by BussANut September 01, 2015

Flag

Get the Testicular Pain mug.