A term used in and around Liverpool,England.To describe a person as being a ted means that they are behind the times in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.It's a take on the fashion craze Teddy Boys which was popular many years ago.
by Andrew Hill June 08, 2004
a totally hot guy, one that you would would want to live with forever,
totally sweet, and knows how to love someone right,
you want to have babies with ted.
totally sweet, and knows how to love someone right,
you want to have babies with ted.
by tedlover. July 09, 2009
by janlassen September 06, 2017
A sick fuck who gets pleasure from being a complete asshole and will always blame everything on you as if you caused this mess. He also enjoys sucking little boys dicks and likes raping the elderly for fun
Guy1: "Why did you throw that old lady down the stairs and burn her to death you sick fuck?"
Guy2: "That wasn't me that was Ted, he even had sex with the corpse and forced me to watch"
Guy1: "What an ass magnet"
Guy2: "That wasn't me that was Ted, he even had sex with the corpse and forced me to watch"
Guy1: "What an ass magnet"
by Cs-go get a refund January 31, 2020
a kid who thinks he can rap and loves to listen to ricegum. he is pretty smart but doesn't show and is famous for his AFL skills in Tazmania. he has legendary hair his uncle is Bale and his best friend is Louis
by Yoshiboyislife November 28, 2018
A bonehead, who doesn't realise the fact that an orange's color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.
by priest of elephants July 24, 2019