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A term used in and around Liverpool,England.To describe a person as being a ted means that they are behind the times in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.It's a take on the fashion craze Teddy Boys which was popular many years ago.
Sit down Nigel,you ted.
by Andrew Hill June 8, 2004
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My dad is Ted.
by Robby Micheal Jordan October 17, 2010
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a totally hot guy, one that you would would want to live with forever,
totally sweet, and knows how to love someone right,
you want to have babies with ted.
girl1: i got myself a ted the other night,
girl2: well done, i wish i could get a ted.
by tedlover. July 9, 2009
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a gay ass motherfucker who likes big black cocks up his ass
by janlassen September 6, 2017
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A sick fuck who gets pleasure from being a complete asshole and will always blame everything on you as if you caused this mess. He also enjoys sucking little boys dicks and likes raping the elderly for fun
Guy1: "Why did you throw that old lady down the stairs and burn her to death you sick fuck?"
Guy2: "That wasn't me that was Ted, he even had sex with the corpse and forced me to watch"
Guy1: "What an ass magnet"
by Cs-go get a refund January 31, 2020
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a kid who thinks he can rap and loves to listen to ricegum. he is pretty smart but doesn't show and is famous for his AFL skills in Tazmania. he has legendary hair his uncle is Bale and his best friend is Louis
that kid thinks he is nuff he is such a Ted.
by Yoshiboyislife November 28, 2018
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A bonehead, who doesn't realise the fact that an orange's color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.
Ted you FUCKING bonehead, you KNOW I love lemons.
by priest of elephants July 24, 2019
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