Tal

Typically an extremely toxic person. The worst of the worst. Doesn’t usually have an ounce of originality in his bones and refers to the same jokes over and over again. He typically also looks like a retarded mix between Jim Carey and a giraffe. Hos favorite targets are typically ladies above the age of 75.

I don’t know whats worse a being dumped into a pile of shit or talking to Tal.

Tal by Gypsy Jew man August 2, 2022

Tal

Tal is the name for a very ambitious man. He is creative and hardworking. One unique trait is that he loves to be choked. You could say it's his favorite. Also he has a big dick.

OMG, he is such a Tal. He is SO chokeable.

Tal by Charli T July 9, 2024

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Tal

Someone who went missing. Have you seen him?

Have you seen my sister ̶E̶v̶e̶l̶y̶n̶ Tal? Dang, he's gone and wandered off again! We've been lookin' high & low! Where, oh, where did Tal go?
He's been known to spend some time
With a white rabbit friend of mine
I called him up and what'd he say?
"I ain't seen that guy today!"

Tal by BUTCHER_VANITYqq February 23, 2025

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Tal is a very hard guy to crack. When you first meet him he's nice but short he doesn't like talking to people if he doesn't wanna be their friend, when you get to know him he's one of the sweetest dudes ever he's so kind, and will bend over backward for you. Despite what people might say about him he has one of the biggest hearts ever and will defend your name when you aren't around. If you ever get a Tal in your life I recommend keeping him. If you lose Tal he will be such a rude guy but deep down will still care about you. Tal will never force you into anything you aren't comfortable with doing and he will knock out anyone who disrespects you. Though he has his drinking, skipping school, and vaping problems, if you start going out with him he stops for you. He is an amazing guy and I recommend everyone to get to know him before they judge him or they just listen to what other people have to say.

I want a boyfriend! Tal is perfect
I need someone to talk to. I should go to Tal

Tal by Jersey shore! March 14, 2025

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TAL

Something or someone that fills you with such profound, mind-boggling hate and irritation that you feel compelled to point out, loudly and to no one in particular, exactly how far it is from being fine. Not "fine" in some vague, philosophical sense, but not fine by a margin so vast it could swallow entire galaxies and still have room left over for the paperwork. It is the rage reserved for things that fail so thoroughly, so spectacularly, that the mind reflexively files them alongside all other equally unacceptable outcomes, for example your parking space being taken, or for instance, or the Earth being demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass, two events which, TAL insists, are exactly the same size of problem, and don't you dare suggest otherwise.

"My roommate still hasn't done the dishes, and there's honestly no other word for how that makes me feel except TAL."

TAL by C0smixzz September 13, 2026

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Tal Fishman

An amazing 6 foot and 2 inches tall YouTuber (Reaction Time) who always makes my day , i watch his videos at the end of everyday , it's a daily routine, he has damn beautiful blue eyes that rocks my entire world, my love for him is indescribable

Friend : "Oh look it's Tal Fishman"
Me: *Dies then comes back to life*

Tal Fishman by Arwalovestøp May 10, 2018

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