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Tacky Meter

Time that you can't tell.
A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"
by LadiiP October 15, 2011
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Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.
"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
by Itsmanda January 24, 2013
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tacky slap

When your fuckin a girl raw no condom and she tells u too pull out so u do ,,u cum in ur hand and slap the bitch TACKY SLAPED
by Tackyslapper February 22, 2008
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tacky smacky

when a male wips out his penis and ejaculates on the females face while she is sleeping and smacks her with his dick.
tom: SURPRISE BITCH. happy birf`day. it`s a tacky smacky
ellen: that was rude!
by Stew23 June 28, 2010
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tacky trick

A tacky trick is a girl that does trickish moves with a little splash of cheapness in it or while wearing some cheap clothes or shoes, or possible wearing socks with sandles.
This girl hit me up and wanted to pick me up to have someone to go to the mall. On the way back this tacky trick gonna ask me "what you got on the tank".

This tacky trick was walkin around in a hot pink walmart jacket tryin to get in the club.

Man i was bout to beat wit this girl until i seen she had on some granny panties. A nigga got soft real quick, im tired of these tacky ass tricks.
by Jayman13 November 28, 2007
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Tacky Sack

The wrinkled skin that contains the testicles.
I dropped my tacky sack on shermans phone reciever.
by Suspence and MIS GANG October 1, 2004
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tacky-scene

girls and boys aged 12-16 with 78587656464 friends on myspace which was the result of weeks of hard work that consists of posting whore trains until dawn and then going to school and posting some more whore trains in class, on a SK3!!11
they usually have their names as G_____ GORE or something of the sort followed by ™ the HACKED AT 7536 K thing, and the ever-important 'vanity groups' such as: Aesthetic Perfection AP Vanity Is Perfection VIP and other embarassing things of the like.
it's to prove that they are attractive. well. at least on myspace. it's okay if they look like fat acne-faced 10 year olds in real life; no one ever leaves their room anyway. unless accompanied by a sidekick. but one MUST LOOK AT IT AT ALL TIMES and ignore every attempt at conversation someone makes. this is to hide your face, hide your voice, and not to waste precious whore-train time. which is very important.

on their page you will find a pink bear with claws that kills people because it's so BR00T4L!!1
but if you ask why they like the bear, you will probably be ignored. because there really isn't a reason. it. just. is.

the little bear is usually accompanied by an assortment of hello kitty pictures and diamonds. which most can't afford because they spent all their money on cameras (for myspace) side kick 3s (for myspace) and helly kitty plush dolls (for myspace).

but be careful, don't piss them off!1 according to them, "BITCHES GET STITCHES" and "TALK SHIT GET HIT".

but if you ever insult them (in real life i mean, they will get all their 20 million friends to hatemail you if you don't) they will just cry and eat away their emotions on a jumbo box of Ben & Jerry's. with a hello kitty spoon.

hair is usually black. well. the real hair is anyway.
for tacky-scene?
umm.
just click 'view all bulletin entries' on your homepage. 80% should be the perfect example.
by Rev.Stration April 29, 2007
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