I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name

Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less

by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

i want you to fuck me until i say "oh daddy"

person 1: hey

person 2: hey

person 1: i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

person 2: bet

by nessie-bitch November 23, 2020

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

I.S.T.C.F.F.U

I’m starting to catch feelings for you...

Yo babes you good eh... I.S.T.C.F.F.U

by Uhm just words December 2, 2020

T.F.B.U.N.D.Y

Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet

My Neighbour is T.F.B.U.N.D.Y (she has senile dementia)

Bin Laden

My psychotic ex-boyfriend

by ANNIE CARTER June 29, 2007

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

L.U.T.F.A.

Leave Us The Fuck Alone

when our District manager kept calling us to tell us how to run our store, my manager screamed at her to L.U.T.F.A.

by pagankelly January 16, 2010