T H I C C W A L L E T

Carrying too much cash on your person- to the point that your wallet won't close

I don't feel safe going out with this T H I C C W A L L E T tonight!

by ALL_IN_KAPPA April 18, 2018

D.G.H.I.T.B.

A game where players lie down on the ground next to each other. Then one of the lying players tosses a ball up in the air. If any player moves or flinches before the ball strikes, then they are out. If the ball hits them, then the get the next toss. If the ball misses the target, then the next toss goes to whoever was closest to being hit. You can position your hands for protection, but cannot move them. I will let you figure out what DGHITB stands for.

We played D.G.H.I.T.B. at church last night.

by Mr. Wormwood August 1, 2006

S.H.I.T.

The South Hudson Institute of Technology.
A gray castle that stands on the bend of the Hudson river, where approximately 4,800 students attend. A place where America's best and brightest are accepted, and yet graduate as the most cynical college graduates in the world.

Current students call it a prison while S.H.I.T. is esteemed as the best college in America by Forbes.

Do not attend unless you are willing to go through hell and back with the utmost dedication to principle of personal power. Your very soul and will is sold to the colossal Uncle that calls for service.

Friend 1: "Are you enjoying your time in college?"

Friend 2 (with satire): "I am enjoying my time at the college of S.H.I.T."

by Wolfram GameCock March 1, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

S.M.I.T.H

Shoot Me In The Head

OMG JUST S.M.I.T.H!!

by Nipper 2 June 19, 2010

S.H.I.T.

This is actually an Acronym:
Super Hot Intestinal Torpedo

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

H.I.T

H.I.T “Head in toilet” , Also know as “Head in Toilet fuck” A woman knells before a toilet, Both hands firmly place on the bathroom floor. She then raises her rear quarters while lowering her head into the toiler water. A man then takes the position from behind and mounts her while her partially submerged head bangs against the toilet seat.

Damn let me tell you, that sl00t let me pull a HIT on her last night. HOLLA

by Animafia July 18, 2006