by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE October 20, 2022
Get the D I S A S T E R mug.A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.
It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.
Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.
Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."
Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."
Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"
S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."
Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"
S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."
Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"
S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
by California Cop January 3, 2008
Get the S.T.E.P. mug.When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others
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Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS
by YEETMCEET April 21, 2020
Get the E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E mug.Sexy Time Explosion. Is when the man is about to cum and rubs his fingers together in a circle motion and then with both hands using your index and middle finger you poke each of the girls eyes then cum all over her.
That's a sexy time explosion.
That's a sexy time explosion.
S.T.E example:
So, I get under mah goat and pull, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, for two hours, and finally, he uh, make da SEXY TIME EXPLOSION...HIGH FIVE!!
So, I get under mah goat and pull, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, for two hours, and finally, he uh, make da SEXY TIME EXPLOSION...HIGH FIVE!!
by Penismanisreallllllllybig December 12, 2011
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Get the B.E.S.T mug.E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.
by Tugboats June 1, 2006
Get the E.T.S. mug.noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)
by JuBr October 9, 2006
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