After he was asked to re-do the assignment, Bryce went to stress masturbate before getting down to work.
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Some gangstas do suffer from hood stress. It means that these gangstas do their very best to be real gangstas and when they're always trying to show that they are gangstas, the consequences are: burn out, stress, etc...
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Get the shrestha mug.a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.
BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
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I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.
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