an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. she always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her, but she got through it. the best person in the world. If you know a Samaria hold her close and she’ll return the favor with love.
She’s so Samaria
by Unruly96 November 23, 2021
Get the Samaria mug.(Slovak) something stupid, nonsense, crap, bullshit; more formal synonym of "konina", "volovina" or "debilina"
by ONG3N March 29, 2022
Get the somarina mug.He's such a Killer Samaritan, when he came over to finish our basement for free, he accidently broke a waterline. Now it's flooded.
by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010
Get the Killer Samaritan mug.Normally a brown skin girl with beautiful brown eyes. She is full of humor and excitement. Loves to make everyone day better than it was. She has a great personality and pretty white teeth. The name is very unique comes from the biblical city named Samaria. You will not catch that name used often.
by S.Sowell February 12, 2017
Get the Sumaria mug.A Catholic school in Preston, a suburb of Melbourne, Australia with a high Muslim population to the point where the actual Catholics don't go to school on Islamic holidays due to the decline in attendence.
A school where the dodgy teachers only last 3 months, to get some experience in their first year out of teacher's college, before having a mental breakdown and moving on to greener pastures (even if they are rolling across them in straightjackets).
A school which spends money on things like self promotion when there is nothing of value to promote (see the recently decommissioned purple and yellow "Samaritan tram" as a case in point). Despite the fact that the school oval is an oblong and the basketball court has no basketball rings.
A school which spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lift for disabled students, got the archbishop in to bless it, and saw the only disabled student leave the school.
A school that tried to enforce uniform standards and got the response "Sir, are you trying to make this like a rich school or sumfink?" No child, that's impossible...
Samaritan, pretension is our aim!
A school where the dodgy teachers only last 3 months, to get some experience in their first year out of teacher's college, before having a mental breakdown and moving on to greener pastures (even if they are rolling across them in straightjackets).
A school which spends money on things like self promotion when there is nothing of value to promote (see the recently decommissioned purple and yellow "Samaritan tram" as a case in point). Despite the fact that the school oval is an oblong and the basketball court has no basketball rings.
A school which spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lift for disabled students, got the archbishop in to bless it, and saw the only disabled student leave the school.
A school that tried to enforce uniform standards and got the response "Sir, are you trying to make this like a rich school or sumfink?" No child, that's impossible...
Samaritan, pretension is our aim!
by lmbloodbath April 26, 2005
Get the samaritan mug.The best person someone could ask for. You can't help but love even if she does mess up because she's nice and cute when she does. She's very talented and smart even though it doesn't always seem that way.
by YoursTrulyMiAmor May 26, 2017
Get the Samari mug.1. funny, but at the expense of someone else's pain, loss, or misfortune
2. evil, yet funny at the same time
2. evil, yet funny at the same time
by 8morgan8 January 31, 2009
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