by wolfga January 28, 2018
Get the scoliosis mug.Muscular condition that exists after exercising. Symptoms include lethargy, swollen feeling, pain, tiredness, inability to move certain muscles in a normal manner.........the unquenchable desire to go to sleep.
It is generally associated with other sypmtoms called the "Hand Back Maneuver."
It is generally associated with other sypmtoms called the "Hand Back Maneuver."
Working you biceps to the point that you can't use a fork to feed your own face.
Commonly used in a sentence: I work every muscle in my body and I got my swolliosis on. I have to put a "Hand Back" every time I sit down and my whole body feels swollen.
Commonly used in a sentence: I work every muscle in my body and I got my swolliosis on. I have to put a "Hand Back" every time I sit down and my whole body feels swollen.
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The condition of having chronic hard-ons
by Kellerino July 3, 2018
Get the Swoliosis mug.1.) A lateral curvature, and sometimes rotation, of the spinal column. It is usually found in the thoracic vertebrae, and is more common in girls as they go through puberty. It can make the spine into a "C", or even "S" shape. Sometimes, it will require surgery or bracing, but most of the time, observation is all that is needed. It rarely gets worse after puberty ends.
2.) A reason to get invasive surgery, causing loads of pain and recovery time. (Only if a large curvature is present, or organ function is compromised.)
3.) A reason for teenage girls to post on Tumblr and Instagram, complaining about how bad their lives are, and how bad their health is. More often than not, these girls are the ones with >30 degree curves, with no long-standing complications. The people severely affected/suffering from long-term complications are usually not as bad about doing this.
4.) The reason why you had to endure painful, non-helpful physical therapy and bracing for much of your teenage years.
5.) A diagnosis many teens, male and female and inbetween, will pine for, so they can get out of gym.
2.) A reason to get invasive surgery, causing loads of pain and recovery time. (Only if a large curvature is present, or organ function is compromised.)
3.) A reason for teenage girls to post on Tumblr and Instagram, complaining about how bad their lives are, and how bad their health is. More often than not, these girls are the ones with >30 degree curves, with no long-standing complications. The people severely affected/suffering from long-term complications are usually not as bad about doing this.
4.) The reason why you had to endure painful, non-helpful physical therapy and bracing for much of your teenage years.
5.) A diagnosis many teens, male and female and inbetween, will pine for, so they can get out of gym.
Friend: I just came back from the doctor! Guess what!
Me: What happened?
Friend: I have a 12 degree curve! As long as I photoshop the numbers on the report and make it look like a 30 degree curve, I'm out of gym!
Me: *has severe rib malformations due to a 30 degree curve in my back, and a huge cyst in my spinal cord due to scoliosis in my neck*
Friend: Isn't that great?!?!?
Me: Shut the hell up, Jolie.
Me: What happened?
Friend: I have a 12 degree curve! As long as I photoshop the numbers on the report and make it look like a 30 degree curve, I'm out of gym!
Me: *has severe rib malformations due to a 30 degree curve in my back, and a huge cyst in my spinal cord due to scoliosis in my neck*
Friend: Isn't that great?!?!?
Me: Shut the hell up, Jolie.
by ZebraFilly June 1, 2015
Get the Scoliosis mug.by Vizzaral the YouTuber March 26, 2017
Get the solosising mug.A painfull thing that happens when your spine is not straight. Sometimes it causes a muscle to be pushed forward like it did for me. Sometimes resulting in a brace or worse, this is going to happen to me in the near future, surgery.
Bob: whoa! Are you pregnant from behind or something?!
Carolyn: no! I have scoliosis!
Bob: scolio-what?
Carolyn: no! I have scoliosis!
Bob: scolio-what?
by Astrid haddock ❤️❤️❤️ May 30, 2018
Get the Scoliosis mug.The mental condition when you don’t realize your NFL football team from Minnesota sucks and chokes in meaningful games.
Curt Cousins is a Pro Bowl QB, and the Vikings are going to win it all next year.
Dude, your Skoliosis is flaring up!
Dude, your Skoliosis is flaring up!
by Bcanz1 January 24, 2020
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