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Swivel Wank

The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.
'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
by Philip wheel June 8, 2015
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Swivel Slide

The Swivel Slide is a new revolutionary guitar slide. It stays on your hand while allowing you to still use all your fingers to play. Its unique Swivel action is controlled by the flick of your wrist. It's the only guitar slide that saves you from sacrificing a finger!
The Swivel Slide saved my ass! I can now play amazing slide guitar without using a clunky old traditional slide AND it looks SO cool!
by CalgaryDoll February 8, 2009
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swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.
Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.
by swineyvee October 9, 2006
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swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
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swivel neck

A male or female that is prone to giving oral pleasure to the male genitalia. The term refers to the fact they they now have very well developed and limber neck muscles. They can possibly be referred to as an oral athlete. Sometimes this person may have a neck shape resembling that of a pelican's.
Look at that swivel neck over there I'd bet she can give all three of us brain and not even break a sweat.

Look at the big Adam's apple on that guy, looks like a swivel neck queer.
by Christobon January 6, 2008
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swivel head

Driver of Large trucks
Able to turn ones head 360 dergrees to see everything around you
Hey Rodney, These Truck drivers have Swivel Heads.Ex DMR Skilled Swivel Heads.
Ruined this Country
by Deputy January 4, 2008
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Swivel Head

Wow - did you hear her go off? What a swivel head!!
by as defined by... August 4, 2012
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