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Shege

A Nigerian term used to describe extreme and unpleasant situations or circumstances.
I see shege today
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Jason Segel

Actor/Screenwriter, 29 years old.
Began career on the tv show "Freaks and Geeks" playing Nick. Currently stars in the NBC hit "How I met your Mother" as Marshall.
Featured in a handful of tv shows and movies such as "Knocked Up" but is best known for his leading role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Segel also wrote the screenplay. He has said in interviews that he based his 10 years of hapless dating when writing FSM. You can catch his most recent film "I love you, Man" now. He is also writing Disney's the new Muppet movie. He likes to play with muppets. He also can play the piano and composed some of the soundtrack for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Jason is an extremely talented dude. And while his career is on FIRE he comes across as humble, lovable and genuine in interviews. He is a present day "every man" . He claims to not be very successful when it comes to dating and has even used real life heart beaks in his work. He has a very large fan base of women who think he is dreamy.

He dated ER actress, Linda Cardellini from 2001-2006. He was seen several times with Drew Barrymore in 2008. And there was some speculation about Evan Rachel Wood when photos surfaced. He is currently "painfully single" (as of April 2009)

Jason was raised in the Pacific Palisades of CA. He has a older brother, Adam, who is 4 years older and a younger sister named Alison (Ali) who is 6 years his junior. His Father is a successful corporate attorney and his mother is a home maker.

Jason enjoys Muppet's, drinking, music, basketball, comedy and women
Jason Segel is today's version of Jimmy Stewart.
by millymoo303 April 8, 2009
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Sweber

Sweber is the definition of a homie. He is funny as af and has a large schlong. He is smart as a motherfucker and can still party like theres no fucking tomorrow. A legend around the JHS campus. huge penis.
Hi, i'm sweber; let's fuck!
by cNilly October 4, 2011
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Siege'd

getting siege'd is the most annoying thing in Rainbow Six Siege.

got a headshot and didn't work? get 'siege'd'

legged and lost a gunfight? get "siege'd"
John: I just got a headshot and it didn't work!

Alex: hahaha you got siege'd
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Siege Timing

In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.
Goddamnit I'm dead. I just looked away. Fucking Siege Timing. :(
by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 17, 2021
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Saegertown

A teeny-tiny little borough in Pennsylvania. Everyone knows everyone. They do not have a wal-mart. Hometown of Sharon Stone. Actually has decent sports teams.
Swaggertown is the nickname or Saegertown, made by residents to make them feel like their town isn't quite as pathetic as it really is.
by Pallas Corona May 12, 2011
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rainbow six siege

It's ight. Has some cool people, but some people suck.
Person 1: "Rainbow Six Siege is so bad, kennymaster582 just fragged out with Maestro, like what?" Person 2: "Shut up shitter you were on thermite and got spawnpeeked"
by Tofino. on YT May 14, 2020
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