swede 

Swedes are the most beautiful people on earth, they are very easy to fall for, and their personality and appearance are amazing. The Swedish stereotype is tall, blond hair and blue eyes, but not all swedes look like this.

You know Emma?
No, who is she?
The blond swede in art class

swede by fasiken November 19, 2018

Swede 

Another term for receiving head.

"damn you know that girl Cyndi." "yeah" "i'd fucking love her to give me some swede"

Swede by Swedemeister January 22, 2020

swede 

a person that doesnt like people born in 2009

person : do u like people born in 2009

swede : ofc not i want to kill all of them

swede by lhfruhogu November 2, 2020

Swede 

A Swede is an object located in the Region of Sweden, falsely named "kingdom of Sweden" by internet trolls. A Swede refers to the human tribes located here, named Swede because they Suck Wieners Every-Day Eagerly

"The Swede is sucking my wiener"
"Yeah, they do that."

Swede by iknowtheworld January 3, 2022

Swede 

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

Swede by anonymous May 2, 2022

Swede 

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

Swede by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022

Swede 

English term for your head

Friend1: I shagged your mar last night
Friend2: shut up lad I’ll smack ye Swede with a sky remote

Swede by YourMarSellsMajorPolly March 31, 2023