Swanosis

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.

The diagnosis for her was swanosis.

by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

swantot

A word used to describe anything good. Can be used as a synonym of cool when used to describe a person.

Chris is so swantot.

by McArthur Gill September 11, 2005

Swanson

Another term for Moustache

Damn, you have one exellent Swanson there, son.

by HeyLaueeb December 17, 2017

Swanton

The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.

'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'

'But it's only Tuesday!'

'What's your point?'

by Katelyn F June 13, 2008

Swanson

Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.

Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."

Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"

by KweenRider November 30, 2011

swandoolicks

The personality trait of a very attractive girl that has aspirations of one day becoming a princess, having great wealth and owning an unicorn. She has a tendency to lack focus or ambition, but her underlying intelligence and undeniable beauty allow her the opportunity to lead a happy, successful life nonetheless.

The term is derived from the word 'swan', an animal that is protected by the Queen of England, and 'spondoolicks', a Cockney slang term for money.

Gary: Hey Larry, check out that girl over there! She's hot!
Larry: Oh no I wouldn't go near her mate, she thinks she's royalty.
Gary: Really? But she's really hot!
Larry: No way, she's got swandoolicks.

by Roderick Jaynes January 28, 2009

Swansonian lie

To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm

"I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore, I may have told a Swansonian lie" sarcasm lie

by Swarcasm April 2, 2010